Hi there, if you’re new, you probably know me as “that chick who live tweeted the entire #AHS11″. I may have inadvertently provided some of the most complete coverage of AHS until the videos go up. You can check out my Twitter feed here, @gone2croatan.
So a brief introduction: My name is Lindsay Stärke. I have no particular qualifications. I am not a scientist nor an anthropologist nor a trainer. I was never overweight. I am, if nothing else, a dilettante.
I am knowledgeable about: 20th century Latin American literature, American counterculture/quantum psychology theory, classical Greece and Rome, indigenous Mesoamerican culture, the hard sciences, 19th century Russian Literature (hi, Robb), cooking pretty well, making a small living modeling, and social media. Not in that order. Also, I have a sweet autoimmune disease, ankylosing spondylitis. And I dabble in Crossfit at Atlanta’s best gym.
So I came to the Ancestral Health Symposium to listen more than to speak, to meet more than to pontificate. And it was glorious. Sure, there were plenty of navel-gazing moments where a bunch of people said “don’t eat crap” to a bunch of people who already know not to eat crap, and the whole low-carb vs. carb-agnostic thing reared its head yet again, but by and large the feeling was one of community and of greater concepts. If the event had a theme, one could say it was generalities vs. divergences, theory vs. detail.
I am familiar enough with anthropology to have been troubled by the cuddle-washing of hunter-gatherer societies as egalitarian, non-violent, and enlightened among people like Boyd Eaton. Ever since Rousseau there’s been this trope, and it’s dumb. People are variant. (Actually, “people are variant” would probably be my favorite theme of the conference.) Anyway, we can only use anthropology as a starting point from which to form hypotheses, something which Mat “The Kraken” Lalonde covered thoroughly in his brilliant presentation of an organic chemist’s perspective on paleo, which was one of my favorite of the conference because it slapped down the easy rhetoric of generalizations and poorly-understood science that drives me batty (also, I love o-chem). In a similar way, Richard Nikoley’s discussion of self-experimentation reminded us that we aren’t all the same.
Speaking of hunter-gatherer societies, the dark horse of the conference was Tucker Max of all people, who talked about MMA and paleo (or, in a macrocosmic sense, our dissociation from violence, which was certainly part of HG society). It left me wanting to check out the muay thai gym down the street from my house (and maybe ogle some men expressing the primal urge toward battle there), just as watching Erwan talk made me want to check out MovNat even more. Denise Minger’s “how to win an argument with a vegetarian” was funny (god, she’s cute), but sympathetic, and one of the big conference moments was seeing just how many of us are former veg*ns (50-75% of audience). Melissa McEwen’s discussion of anthropology and gut health was probably the biggest learning moment for me, elucidating some of the practical moments from the other talk on gut health. And my pals Dr. Emily Deans and Jamie Scott knocked it out of the park with a discussion of mental health and paleo and then implementing paleo in populations.
Also, doing Crossfit makes me fidgety, but that’s only because I’m so damn Elite.
Speaking of elite, Robb Wolf. Like, oh, everyone, I’m a Robb fan. But I was floored meeting him in person and watching him speak: he really is the genial, approachable, funny, compelling, down-to-earth dude that he seems to be online and in his writing. This is important, because if we are really going to turn this little tiny movement into Something, we need somebody like Robb as our ambassador: somebody who makes us look wonderful because he or she is kind of wonderful. I have complete confidence in Robb after this weekend. His “Paleo Solution” talk was nothing new, but it was the best elevator pitch we have.
I went to plenty of other talks and enjoyed them (and hated missing Matesz and Guyenet!); a partial summary is available on David Csonka’s blog here. I was so happy to meet many of my internet friends (Andrew, Emily, Jamie, Melissa, etc.) plus make new ones (David, Jeff, Cliff, etc.) plus make an idiot of myself in front of people like Chris Masterjohn. Jimmy, Diane, Stephan, Rhys, Danny, Dr. BG, the PaleoHacks contingent, the BTB family, everyone! I’m not going to name names, because it will go on forever. Wish you were there, Katherine.
Generally, everyone I met was wonderful. We are a fit, smart, and beautiful tribe, but we are also genial and friendly, which was really damn heartening. We have to remember to be good as well as wise if we want this to go somewhere. I suppose I can say: I am from Georgia. I know from graciousness.
Thanks to everyone for coming and speaking and volunteering and hanging out and thanks to everyone who expressed gratitude for my goofy Twitter journalism in person and online. Thanks to Aaron, Brent, and everyone else who set this up. Thanks to whatever stars aligned somewhere to bring all these forces together at a crucial time.
So if we distill anything from #AHS11, I would say this:
- There is much divergence in viewpoints about specifics.
- We mostly agree on the generalities.
- We are not identical.
- But we are all one tribe.
Four points. Not a bad place to start.

I followed your Violence R Us tweets (and remain intrigued), but didn’t catch what “MMA” might be.
Enjoy the rest of your trip — LA won’t know what hit it.
Mixed Martial Arts.
Aw thanks Linds. I too wish I could have been there. Thanks for the great write up. We’ll get together when I get home so I can hear the rest.
It was great LIVE tweeting #AHS11 all weekend with you. I like that your personality shines through in your tweets. And anytime your iPhone is dying, you can borrow my charger anytime.
You’re in Hotlanta…we need to do a meetup group or something there sometime. Great meeting you in person in LA.
Great post Lindsay. Loved your coverage and the @ back & forth with me. Thank you.
I was the so called “obnoxious” tweeter of #AHS11 who wasn’t there. It’s too bad many failed to actually view my feed before adding labels like that.
Well said!
There is much divergence in viewpoints about specifics.
We mostly agree on the generalities.
We are not identical.
But we are all one tribe.
Lindsay, don’t ever forget that your “goofiness” is a big chunk of what makes you so damn interesting to read. I followed your tweets as best I could because it was so entertaining.
I lived vicariously through all the Paleo tweeters over the weekend as I was too busy getting all dressed up in my dress whites standing around. I certainly wish I could have been in L.A. but your tweets made me feel like I was there. Thank you!
Thanks, Mike! <3
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Awwww… I made “etc.” ;-P Lovely meeting you & rep’ing ATL @ AHS 11! Had no idea you were a Btb’er, it’s right down the street from me and I’ve met Mark Adams at various photo shin-digs. Cheers!
How did you score tickets to the event??
I bought mine back in December, the day they went on sale.
“I am familiar enough with anthropology to have been troubled by the cuddle-washing of hunter-gatherer societies as egalitarian, non-violent, and enlightened among people like Boyd Eaton. Ever since Rousseau there’s been this trope, and it’s dumb. People are variant.”
Nice to hear you say this, Lindsay. It’s unfortunate that this bizarre belief continues to be expressed. How many more decades can it continue? Robert Ardrey was fighting it five decades ago and it still persists. Ugh.
Anyway, thanks for your post on the conference. Nice job.
Best.
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You’re, like, super hot. Really.
Shucks.
I appreciate your comments and agree with your 4 points. I’m glad I got to attend, but I wish we’d connected. So many folks I managed to miss … Next time, then!
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